Extreme Environmentalism (EE) is an art form. Chaining yourself to bulldozer or a tree is an act of defiance and diligence that most Americans fail to appreciate. The EE movement needs a new face that encapsulates the perfect Earth friendly lifestyle. I am always looking out for new mascots for groups, and I have found one again, Osama Bin Laden.
Think about it, EE is about living off the land, not taking more than you need. Bin Laden lives in a cave, need I say more? EE is against the industries of the Earth raping West. Al Qaeda is against the West as well, and have went so far as terrorizing and killing thousands. Now that is the type of defiance members of EE can appreciate. Bin Laden has perfected the nomad gypsy life. He doesn’t need Wal-Mart. He doesn’t need Starbucks. These things are just arms of the great corporate Satan that is the United States. As the leading economy, the United States is mostly to blame for Global Warming. The cavedweller in chief is already on the Climate Change bandwagon. In a 2002 letter to the American people he wrote the following passage.
You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases more than any other nation in history. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries.
That quote might as well be from Al Gore or John Edwards. However, there’s one stark difference, Gore and Edwards are not willing to act against the greatest threat to mankind since the last greatest threat to mankind (insert paranoid end times hypothesis here). Bin Laden has taken the lead in trying to crippble the industries of America. While Lefties have tried to do it with terrible economic policies, Al Qaeda has a more direct approach. It is for these reasons that Osama Bin Laden should be the new mascot for Extreme Environmentalism. The only way to save life on Earth is to kill all life on earth.
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