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On July 28, 2009, in Fire the Grid, by Henshaw

At 6:19 pm Eastern Standard Time crazy people all over the universe (lizards included) are going to pray to the Borg, I mean the collective conscious of mankind. Today is the tin-foil hat spectacular Fire the Grid. In 2007 these knights of light ushered in a new era of change. Matthew Welsh’s Spiritual Media Blog is getting ready for the witching hour:

Fire the Grid is a movement for change coming from a place of love and integrity. Tomorrow, July 28 at 3:19 PST, a large number of people across the globe will visualize and meditate on being present and accountable for who you are and your unique role in the cosmos. They will visualize peace and abundance for all.

Did I read that correctly? A movement for change? Was this written by the White House? As you can imagine, lightworkers like Dennis Kucinich are diligently readying their biodegradable candles, essence oils, dead family members, and “meaningful texts.” What constitutes a meaningful text you ask? Well, anything written by Barack Obama counts; however, Bibles are not included. While not generally accepted, the Koran works because it frees the mind and opens the soul.

If you order right now you can get 10 “Sacred Stones” round magnets for only $18.99
While capitalism is to blame for most of the evil facing Mother Earth, no Fire the Grid event would be complete without the official merchandise that can be found at www.firethegrid.org. Shelley Yates has got to eat, you know.
That’s it! Sit back, relax and let the craziness overwhelm your senses.

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