Bigfoot with Beautiful Hair

On June 21, 2010, in Miscellaneous, by Henshaw

This is easily one of the greatest news stories of all time. Here we have a guy named Tim Peeler who thinks he saw Bigfoot. Not only that (Tom Harkin), he “rough talked him.” Peeler describes the creature as a ten foot tall, six fingered Bigfoot.

I should note that I grew up in North Carolina and I’ve never seen a Bigfoot. However, there are more than a few pre-evolutionary proto-man creatures walking the streets of Statesville, some of which currently haunt various sports bars in Sarasota, Fla.

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Henshaw

Henshaw is a libertarian idealist. He was homeschooled until college and surprisingly enough he didn’t turn into a social outcast. A self-proclaimed “information sponge” Henshaw is full of little facts and figures most people find boring and absurd. He’s from the tiny little town of Statesville, North Carolina. Henshaw currently resides in the perpetual sun of beautiful Sarasota, Florida.

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