Is there some place we can send Helen Thomas? Maybe Vermont will take her.
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Is there some place we can send Helen Thomas? Maybe Vermont will take her.
Not just where, my friend, but where and when. Okay, here is the plan….first we legally change her last name from Thomas to Hauenstein, or some other really Jewish sounding name, then we call Doc Brown and borrow his Delorian, then we throw her in that sweet ride and gun that SOB to 88 mph (thats some serious shit) and take her back to 1934. We then ship her over to, oh i don’t know, Warsaw or Berlin perhaps. I hope she has a nice yellow scarf to match that sweet piece of flair she will be wearing on her jackets.