Jill Greenberg takes candy from a baby. Either that or this kid saw a picture of a cross-eyed kid. Or, he's cross-eyed. Then again, it's most likely he's reminiscing about the Bush years. Poor baby!
Radioactive Boars: In the hit video game, Fallout 2, one quest involves clubbing a handful of radioactive boars to death. Well, the number of radioactive boars is on the rise in Germany, so let the clubbing begin! What’s causing this to happen? Well, isn’t it obvious? Climate Change is to blame:
Central Europe is turning into a land of plenty for the animals, as warmer weather causes beech and oak trees to overproduce seeds and farmers to grow more crops the boars like to feast on such as corn… said Torsten Reinwald of the German Hunting Federation.
“The number of boars in Germany has quadrupled or quintupled over the last years, as has the number of boars shot,” Reinwald said, adding that other countries like France and Poland are seeing a similar proliferation of boars.
Where do you begin? I might blame Chernobyl and the lack of proper hunting for this problem; however, there’s nothing Climate Change can’t do, except be beneficial. You know what causes Climate Change? One guess, and it’s not the burning orb in the sky that accounts for most of the mass of the entire solar system.
Being Cross-eyed is Not Good: Swiss researchers have made a breakthrough. Children whose eyes cross are more likely to be rejected than kids who have normal eyes. I hope you were sitting down for that one. I know… I’m as shocked as everyone else. How did they do this study? I’m glad you asked…
They asked 118 children, aged 3 to 12 years, to look at these altered photos as well as the unaltered pictures of the children with normally aligned eyes and select whom they would invite to their birthday party.
This is absolutely brutal stuff. From the mouth of babes and whatnot. This is almost as bad as Jill Greenberg taking candy from small children, making them cry, and then blaming it on the Bush administration. But at least she doesn’t shop at Wal-Mart, where all the cross-eyed people shop.
The Craziest Dumbass in the World: That’s right! Meet Nancy Pelosi! She’s going to get to the bottom of who’s “behind” the opposition to the Ground Zero Mosque, as it’s become known as:
“There is no question there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some. And I join those who have called for looking into how is this opposition to the mosque being funded,” she said. “How is this being ginned up… as we go forward to an election about the future of our country and two of the first three questions are about a zoning issue in New York City.”
Thank God Nancy Pelosi is there to make sure that any time there’s opposition to anything there’s no conspiracy behind said opposition. What will she and her entirely scrupulous team of Congressional sleuths find? Is it the Mafia? Anti-Castro Cubans? The military-industrial complex? Elvis? Bigfoot? Aliens?
Okay. Let’s see who’s “behind” Pelosi, ginning up support for her Congressional elections. Oh, surprise! The top three are large law firms. That’s odd. I’ve always wondered why there was no reform in the health-care “reform” bill Pelosi pushed through Congress.
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