At 6:19 pm Eastern Standard Time crazy people all over the universe (lizards included) are going to pray to the Borg, I mean the collective conscious of mankind. Today is the tin-foil hat spectacular Fire the Grid. In 2007 these knights of light ushered in a new era of change. Matthew Welsh’s Spiritual Media Blog is getting ready for the witching hour:
Fire the Grid is a movement for change coming from a place of love and integrity. Tomorrow, July 28 at 3:19 PST, a large number of people across the globe will visualize and meditate on being present and accountable for who you are and your unique role in the cosmos. They will visualize peace and abundance for all.
Did I read that correctly? A movement for change? Was this written by the White House? As you can imagine, lightworkers like Dennis Kucinich are diligently readying their biodegradable candles, essence oils, dead family members, and “meaningful texts.” What constitutes a meaningful text you ask? Well, anything written by Barack Obama counts; however, Bibles are not included. While not generally accepted, the Koran works because it frees the mind and opens the soul.
If you order right now you can get 10 “Sacred Stones” round magnets for only $18.99
While capitalism is to blame for most of the evil facing Mother Earth, no Fire the Grid event would be complete without the official merchandise that can be found at www.firethegrid.org. Shelley Yates has got to eat, you know.
That’s it! Sit back, relax and let the craziness overwhelm your senses.
Remember Fire the Grid? I know I can’t forget it. I’m talking about Light Beings and Lizard People from space. How can anyone go wrong with that? It turns out the ever-crazy Shelley Yates has decided to do it again. This time it’s going to be called Fire the Grid II. I guess Light Beings aren’t very creative.
The second phase is called Fire the Grid II, and it is about using the power of “I” to unite once again to become “WE”. Just as with the first event, there is a corresponding date and time which have been given to me by my Light Beings. Much has transpired since that momentous day, and roughly 24 months later, there will again be incredibly powerful energy available for all humans to utilize on a new date. The energy I speak of is our own love energy we used on the first FTG event.
The next Fire the Grid takes place at July 28, 2009 at 19:19 Rio di Janeiro time which is also my brother’s birthday. I have to admit the whole “using the power of ‘I’ to unite once again to become ‘We’” sounds a lot like the 2008 campaign theme for Barack Obama; I’m just sayin’…
Firing the Grid cannot be complete without the official t-shirt, bumper sticker, coffee mug, baseball cap, and canvas tote bag. All of these items plus many others are available on Yates’ website. I guess the Light Beings can’t help with the $222 Powerball jackpot. As the date gets closer I’m sure I’ll have more to add to this event. Crazy like this is amazing.
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