Donald Trump’s farcical presidential run has taken another bizarre twist. Apparently he is a Birther now. This is the issue that refuses to die. Trump has officially released his birth certificate. The most shocking turn of events is that Trump is an actual human being and not an interdimensional reptilian. I’m not sure what Trump is hoping to accomplish.
“Now, this guy either has a birth certificate or he doesn’t,” Trump said. “And I didn’t think this was such a big deal, but I will tell you, it’s turning out to be a very big deal because people now are calling me from all over saying, please don’t give up on this issue.”
Trump’s insistence that he’s being encouraged to continue on his birther crusade has led to what he says is the startling revelation that, “all of a sudden, a lot of facts are emerging and I’m starting to wonder myself whether or not [Obama] was born in this country.”
Trump also wants to investigate the Governor of Hawaii for claiming to remember Obama’s birth. I’m not sure that a 45 year old recollection (true or untrue) rises to the level of a federal investigation, but I guess Trump is a big idea guy. It’s not really that absurd. The president believes that the answer to our economic situation is high speed rail and internet. When idiocy is accepted at the highest levels of government is it surprising people like Trump come out of the woodwork?
The other day I marshaled the evidence against democracy gone wild, where voters are asked to make decisions on a raft of amendments and initiatives they have no business voting on in the first place. As if to make my point, I found this initiative on the ballot I filled out today during early voting:
Shall the voters for the City and County of Denver adopt an Initiated Ordinance to require the creation of an extraterrestrial affairs commission to help ensure the health, safety, and cultural awareness of Denver residents and visitors in relation to potential encounters or interactions with extraterrestrial intelligent beings or their vehicles, and fund such commission from grants, gifts and donations?
The truth is out there, and Denver voters have a unique opportunity to prepare for the inevitable extraterrestrial visit scheduled for 2012.
Shall we? I said “no,” but I had to read it twice to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. Appropriately, it was the last item on the ballot; a surprise ending, if you will, that was the electoral equivalent of The Usual Suspects. It turns out that Keyser Soze was an alien all along. Fire the Grid, baby!
It’s time for another Fire the Grid update, and Shelley Yates has been busy! It’s only been a couple months since the last light being event. Grab your lizards; we now have a new date to add to our calendars.
This date has again been given to Shelley by her guides, wonderful otherworldly beings she has described as liquid light in appearance and immeasurably loving. Vibrationally, November 11, 2011 at 11:11 GMT is the most substantial energy date of the three thus far. It will be encoded as the previous two with highly charged awakening potential as a cosmic opening rains down creative energy upon the earth. All three FTG dates have been shared with us so that we might heal our planet all while reconnecting with our Divine origin by truly living the lives our Souls intended for us before we arrived on earth.
Isn’t it amazing that the “next event” is always the most powerful? It’s kind of like how every election is characterized as “the most important election in our lifetimes.” I guess if your market includes people who mediate while clutching on to their crystal skulls I shouldn’t’ be surprised. I found this gem of a post about July’s Fire the Grid that was posted on Tuesday:
I felt the love come through the crystal skull being, softening the blockage in the heart both back and front but particularly, I felt that it was opening ‘the right chamber of the heart’. This process was not just personal to me – I felt this was happening for all of us taking part today. As the tears flowed, the words ‘Mother Love’ came, and I felt the Divine Mother’s love envelope me. The realisation unfolded that this is where most of our grief lies……we have been separated from our Mother’s love for so, so long. Today, we are coming back…..
I wonder if she started crying because she realized she has just spent the past two hours grasping a crystal skull. Just thinking about it makes me want to cry. I’m sure the experience is close to what Pittsburgh Steelers fans felt at the end of the first half of last year’s Super Bowl. What am I saying? That play was significantly more important than praying into a crystal skull.
As if all the stars had aligned in the universe the Balloon Boy story from yesterday has landed on the desk of The Daily Plunge. How is that you may ask? Obviously stories like this are normally not my cup of tea, but that’s until I saw this video of the Balloon Boy’s Dad:
I had the video posted here but it’s causing my site problems on IE8. Thank you Microsoft.
Hillary Clinton is a shapeshifting reptilian? Fire up the grid, the loonies are out in full force. I wonder how many people actually believe this stuff? It must be more than I initially thought.
Pronunciation:
\yu̇-ˈtō-pē-ə\
Function: noun
Etymology: Utopia, imaginary and ideal country in Utopia (1516) by Sir Thomas More, from Greek ou not, no + topos place
Date: 1597
1: an imaginary and indefinitely remote place
2 often capitalized : a place of ideal perfection especially in laws, government, and social conditions
3: an impractical scheme for social improvement
I had a really good time mocking rock worshipers the past few weeks in the run-up to Fire the Grid. Covering this event is my cross to bear so I followed some of the action the past twenty-four hours on Twitter. I have to admit that I’m strangely fascinated by this fantasy-world mindset. It’s odd to believe in a “perfect world” when history has so clearly rejected it. Reality isn’t always clear to people. For example, take Twitter user suryadevi. Her take on the event is a feast for the senses.
the fire the grid meditation was very powerful…i will share some of the messages i recieved….firstly we need to clean up the oceans that is vital, it will be like cleaning the blood of humanity. also its time for women to own their power but not in a dominating manner men and women will begin to work together and heal the divide between them. there was an energetic shift that cut away a very heavy energy of survival mentality & lack consciousness. with this removed it will be easier to manifest and support others because there will be a knowing that everything is provided for. some street gangs and criminal organizations will soon begin to shift away from violence and exist more as social institutions. we need to continue to pour LOVE upon those people who run the world, even those we view as corrupt big changes are coming…stay strong and do not get caught up in fear…thats what i got…love & blessings to all….
Far be it from me to question a musician, angel whisperer, and benevolent gangsta dakini. The most startling part of the seven-tweet grid prophecy is the tasty nugget about street gangs and criminal organizations. Not only are they going to shift away from violence (Tom Harkin), but they’re going to exist more as social institutions. The Red Cross better watch out, because the Crips are going to take over. This kind of fantasy world concerns me. I wonder how many people actually think this way. If a person really believes that the Al Capones of the world are suddenly going to become Mother Teresa because a bunch of people meditated about light for an hour, how can they make logical choices about government?
Now obviously someone is always going to incorporate religion into this discussion, but that would be a stretch. As far as Christianity is concerned, the U.S. government was built in part on the Christian idea that man cannot be trusted (original sin). The whole tenet of Christianity is that man by nature is sinful. Christians know that that any man-made enterprise, government, or bureaucracy will inevitably fail. The great achievement by the founding fathers was creating a government that is able to correct itself after many failures. Even so, the U.S. government has always been corrupt on some level. Look at New Jersey, Louisiana, and Illinois; these states are a bastion of political corruption.
Government will always be corrupt. Gang members will not exist more as social institutions (unless we’re talking about Bill Ayers and the New Left). Anyone who believes that we’ll awake one day to find peace on Earth is living in a fantasy land called Utopia.
Over the past few weeks The Daily Plunge has had a lot of fun with Fire the Grid. Joking aside, there’s a very dangerous element that needs to be addressed. I am posting this right as Fire the Grid begins to enlighten the world about the threat of an interdimensional reptilian race that have been abusing the Earth. Almost two years ago British mystic Rev. Juliet Nightingale exposed the real truth about Fire the Grid.
I have never heard about the grid in my 5 years of reverse speaking research, but I have heard over and over about the net. This electro-magnetic field is our prison. It surrounds the Earth and is invisible to our 5 senses, but holds in astral bodies and is a trap for humanity when we leave our physical lives. It was constructed eons ago by an interdimensional reptilian race who have been abusing the Earth and humanity ever since.
I’m not sure what any of that means but I’m sure it’s serious. What is also serious is the fact that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi may indeed be a member of the reptilian race. I cannot confirm this, but there is a striking similarity in the picture above. So, when the grid fires up at 6:19 EST and a reptile pops out of its Pelosi suit to proclaim a New World Order, remember that you read it here first. And let me be the first to welcome our new alien overlords to our warm and comfortable planet!
At 6:19 pm Eastern Standard Time crazy people all over the universe (lizards included) are going to pray to the Borg, I mean the collective conscious of mankind. Today is the tin-foil hat spectacular Fire the Grid. In 2007 these knights of light ushered in a new era of change. Matthew Welsh’s Spiritual Media Blog is getting ready for the witching hour:
Fire the Grid is a movement for change coming from a place of love and integrity. Tomorrow, July 28 at 3:19 PST, a large number of people across the globe will visualize and meditate on being present and accountable for who you are and your unique role in the cosmos. They will visualize peace and abundance for all.
Did I read that correctly? A movement for change? Was this written by the White House? As you can imagine, lightworkers like Dennis Kucinich are diligently readying their biodegradable candles, essence oils, dead family members, and “meaningful texts.” What constitutes a meaningful text you ask? Well, anything written by Barack Obama counts; however, Bibles are not included. While not generally accepted, the Koran works because it frees the mind and opens the soul.
If you order right now you can get 10 “Sacred Stones” round magnets for only $18.99
While capitalism is to blame for most of the evil facing Mother Earth, no Fire the Grid event would be complete without the official merchandise that can be found at www.firethegrid.org. Shelley Yates has got to eat, you know.
That’s it! Sit back, relax and let the craziness overwhelm your senses.
I’m not sure about you, but when Michael Jackson died earlier this month I couldn’t help but think that the “collective cup of Humanity’s consciousness held the full spectrum of masculine energies, both fallen and Divine.” Well, maybe not, but you get the idea. Jackson’s death has been covered from every conceivable angle, except from the Fire the Grid crowd.
On July 7th, with an estimated one billion people focusing on what they loved most about Michael Jackson, a cup of Humanity’s collective consciousness was formed that enveloped the entire planet. Through the unified efforts of embodied Lightworkers and the entire Company of Heaven, the Light of God expanded through every person’s Heart Flame. During this global event, the Love within the Divine Masculine and the Power within the Divine Feminine were restored in every facet of Life.
You can’t make stuff like this up. Fire the Grid II is finally mentioned toward the bottom of the piece. People like this remind me of that scene from Se7en when Brad Pitt asks Kevin Spacey…
“I got a question for you, something I’ve been wondering about, yeah? When someone’s crazy..as you clearly are…do you KNOW you’re crazy? Do you guys just sit around, reading Guns & Ammo… and then just think WOW! It’s amazing how $%&^#@$ crazy I am? Do you guys think that? Yeah.”
It’s a valid question, but back to the task at hand… it’s difficult to believe but Fire the Grid is only six days away. The blogosphere has been relatively quiet the past few months, but there’s plenty of action out there as people prepare themselves for crazy. Jane Rosalea has a blog. And why not? Not only is she a minister of spiritual peacemaking (Tom Harkin), she specializes in holistic living and mediations for inner peace. Unfortunately for us Rosalea can only repost the press release for the event so she doesn’t comment further (such a shame).
Here’s an actual picture of Obama’s transfiguration
It’s a busy time to be a Lightworker, just ask the President. He’s trying to get ObamaCare through Congress but the degradation of the fallen masculine seems to keeping it from happening. Perhaps if Obama is able to promote the Divine Masculine within Humanity he can turn things around.
Remember Fire the Grid? I know I can’t forget it. I’m talking about Light Beings and Lizard People from space. How can anyone go wrong with that? It turns out the ever-crazy Shelley Yates has decided to do it again. This time it’s going to be called Fire the Grid II. I guess Light Beings aren’t very creative.
The second phase is called Fire the Grid II, and it is about using the power of “I” to unite once again to become “WE”. Just as with the first event, there is a corresponding date and time which have been given to me by my Light Beings. Much has transpired since that momentous day, and roughly 24 months later, there will again be incredibly powerful energy available for all humans to utilize on a new date. The energy I speak of is our own love energy we used on the first FTG event.
The next Fire the Grid takes place at July 28, 2009 at 19:19 Rio di Janeiro time which is also my brother’s birthday. I have to admit the whole “using the power of ‘I’ to unite once again to become ‘We’” sounds a lot like the 2008 campaign theme for Barack Obama; I’m just sayin’…
Firing the Grid cannot be complete without the official t-shirt, bumper sticker, coffee mug, baseball cap, and canvas tote bag. All of these items plus many others are available on Yates’ website. I guess the Light Beings can’t help with the $222 Powerball jackpot. As the date gets closer I’m sure I’ll have more to add to this event. Crazy like this is amazing.
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