shelley yates prepares the grid for 2011

On November 12, 2009, in Fire the Grid, by Henshaw

It’s time for another Fire the Grid update, and Shelley Yates has been busy! It’s only been a couple months since the last light being event. Grab your lizards; we now have a new date to add to our calendars.

This date has again been given to Shelley by her guides, wonderful otherworldly beings she has described as liquid light in appearance and immeasurably loving. Vibrationally, November 11, 2011 at 11:11 GMT is the most substantial energy date of the three thus far. It will be encoded as the previous two with highly charged awakening potential as a cosmic opening rains down creative energy upon the earth. All three FTG dates have been shared with us so that we might heal our planet all while reconnecting with our Divine origin by truly living the lives our Souls intended for us before we arrived on earth.

Isn’t it amazing that the “next event” is always the most powerful? It’s kind of like how every election is characterized as “the most important election in our lifetimes.” I guess if your market includes people who mediate while clutching on to their crystal skulls I shouldn’t’ be surprised. I found this gem of a post about July’s Fire the Grid that was posted on Tuesday:

I felt the love come through the crystal skull being, softening the blockage in the heart both back and front but particularly, I felt that it was opening ‘the right chamber of the heart’. This process was not just personal to me – I felt this was happening for all of us taking part today. As the tears flowed, the words ‘Mother Love’ came, and I felt the Divine Mother’s love envelope me. The realisation unfolded that this is where most of our grief lies……we have been separated from our Mother’s love for so, so long. Today, we are coming back…..

I wonder if she started crying because she realized she has just spent the past two hours grasping a crystal skull. Just thinking about it makes me want to cry. I’m sure the experience is close to what Pittsburgh Steelers fans felt at the end of the first half of last year’s Super Bowl. What am I saying? That play was significantly more important than praying into a crystal skull.

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gentlemen start your engines

On July 28, 2009, in Fire the Grid, by Henshaw

At 6:19 pm Eastern Standard Time crazy people all over the universe (lizards included) are going to pray to the Borg, I mean the collective conscious of mankind. Today is the tin-foil hat spectacular Fire the Grid. In 2007 these knights of light ushered in a new era of change. Matthew Welsh’s Spiritual Media Blog is getting ready for the witching hour:

Fire the Grid is a movement for change coming from a place of love and integrity. Tomorrow, July 28 at 3:19 PST, a large number of people across the globe will visualize and meditate on being present and accountable for who you are and your unique role in the cosmos. They will visualize peace and abundance for all.

Did I read that correctly? A movement for change? Was this written by the White House? As you can imagine, lightworkers like Dennis Kucinich are diligently readying their biodegradable candles, essence oils, dead family members, and “meaningful texts.” What constitutes a meaningful text you ask? Well, anything written by Barack Obama counts; however, Bibles are not included. While not generally accepted, the Koran works because it frees the mind and opens the soul.

If you order right now you can get 10 “Sacred Stones” round magnets for only $18.99
While capitalism is to blame for most of the evil facing Mother Earth, no Fire the Grid event would be complete without the official merchandise that can be found at www.firethegrid.org. Shelley Yates has got to eat, you know.
That’s it! Sit back, relax and let the craziness overwhelm your senses.

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Remember Fire the Grid? I know I can’t forget it. I’m talking about Light Beings and Lizard People from space. How can anyone go wrong with that? It turns out the ever-crazy Shelley Yates has decided to do it again. This time it’s going to be called Fire the Grid II. I guess Light Beings aren’t very creative.

The second phase is called Fire the Grid II, and it is about using the power of “I” to unite once again to become “WE”. Just as with the first event, there is a corresponding date and time which have been given to me by my Light Beings. Much has transpired since that momentous day, and roughly 24 months later, there will again be incredibly powerful energy available for all humans to utilize on a new date. The energy I speak of is our own love energy we used on the first FTG event.

The next Fire the Grid takes place at July 28, 2009 at 19:19 Rio di Janeiro time which is also my brother’s birthday. I have to admit the whole “using the power of ‘I’ to unite once again to become ‘We’” sounds a lot like the 2008 campaign theme for Barack Obama; I’m just sayin’…

Firing the Grid cannot be complete without the official t-shirt, bumper sticker, coffee mug, baseball cap, and canvas tote bag. All of these items plus many others are available on Yates’ website. I guess the Light Beings can’t help with the $222 Powerball jackpot. As the date gets closer I’m sure I’ll have more to add to this event. Crazy like this is amazing.

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