The American Republic is on Life Support

On December 29, 2011, in Politics, by Henshaw

Generally I’m optimistic about the future. However, I’m starting to adopt Mark Steyn’s view of the world. Western civilization is getting older, not having children, and is in so much debt that the barbarians are ready to fight over what’s left. In a few years the United States’ interest payment on our debt will be enough to fund China’s military budget. Why isn’t anyone alarmed about this? A greater number of American citizens cannot see a future without their particular handout.

The farming industry has its stupid subsides. Health care is bankrupting the West. The United States paid for Europe’s defense for a half century and the continent is still going bankrupt. Shouldn’t that be a warning for the United States? If Europe is going bankrupt on unsustainable health care entitlements, government pensions, and bureaucracy why do we think this will it work in the United States? It’s just not liberals who are stupid. The Republicans have grown into government caretakers. No one is talking seriously about the world’s fiscal problems. Restoring the United States government to year 2000 levels would be a good start, but it needs to go back to 1960 if there’s ever a chance of climbing out of the hole.

What is the new answer from the conservative establishment? Rick Santorum? A culture war hero who is against free trade, in favor of corporate welfare, and thinks birth-control pills are a problem. Mitt Romney? The former governor of Massachusetts who thinks RomneyCare is fundamentally conservative? This is how a Republic ends folks. Since the FDR administration the populace has traded more and more freedom to the federal government for welfare, health care, and social security. None of these things are sustainable and the size of the government grows ever larger. The bureaucracy’s reach grows ever further. You can’t sell homemade pies in Pennsylvania without a permit. You can’t sell lemonade on your street without paperwork. Did you catch a fish by accident? Yep, the government has a role in that as well.

In the late nineteenth century and early twentieth century the government fought large corporations. The same can’t be said now. Major corporations learned their lesson. Now they give generously to both parties. Their lobbying efforts have not gone unrewarded. The government has bailed out airlines, car manufactures, and banks. What is the risk in running your company into the ground if the state is always there to bail you out? It’s just not bailouts. The government has become a tool for telecommunications companies. The United States telephone, cable, and internet infrastructure is at the disposal of AT&T and Verizon. Not too big to fail, but too big to allow competition.

It should be embarrassing to the average American that our internet speeds are slower than Europe or that our airline industry doesn’t allow competition. However, most Americans don’t know. The product of a prosperous nation is to be run by corrupt leaders and corporations with too much influence. When you boil it all down we’re past the point of elections having any special significance. If you’re driving off a ledge does it really matter how fast you’re going?

Bureaucrats and corporations are corrupt, but they’re not dumb. They see the handwriting on the wall. This is a scary time to be living in the United States because some action has to occur to keep this business model afloat. Usually that means war. This time next year it’s likely that there will be a new President-elect, but I won’t be any more optimistic. The names change but the policies remain the same.

Marketing Missteps: Verizon Wireless

On September 15, 2011, in Fun With Email, by Henshaw

For over five years I have had the pleasure of working in marketing. When I started back in 2005 I was just a lowly marketing gopher. Now I’m in charge of creating campaigns for email, print, and social marketing efforts. When I see bad marketing I usually try to help. Today I received a terrible piece of email marketing from Verizon Wireless. I tried to help, but sometimes you just can’t help.

Here’s the email I recieved:

The email goes on, but it doesn’t get any clearer. There’s nothing especially heinous about this email. it’s just not clear what the email about other than the fact it’s from Verizon Wireless. The call to action is puzzling:

Please take a moment to review the information below and then feel free to give me a call at your earliest convenience. I look forward to hearing from you.

When you review the information it’s unclear what we’re supposed to be talking about. I gather that I received this email because my phone is eligible for an upgrade. Why doesn’t the email just say “You’re eligible for an Upgrade – Contact Us” or something along those lines?

I decided to email the rep and pass along the helpful hints. Besides, it’s not his fault that the marketing department put this together. The Verizon rep emailed me back with this:

from xxxx, Christopher  [email protected]
to Michael  <[email protected]>
date Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 2:40 PM
subject RE: RE:Requested Information from Verizon Wireless
mailed-by verizonwireless.com
Important mainly because of your interaction with messages in the conversation.
 
   
the email is actually about a upgrade but the idea behind the email is to get you to respopnd to me
if you would like to make an appointment so we can go over some options on phones let me know
thanks
_________________________________________

Christiopher XXXXXX 
Retail Sales Representative

Yikes. Now that is a marketing disaster. No punctuation. No capitalization. No spell checking. Plus, the rep doesn’t even empathize with me. I took the time to write it. Clearly the rep didn’t take any time to write back (I hope). Why would I seeks this rep’s help with selecting a new phone?

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Motorola Droid: My New Friend

On November 16, 2009, in Miscellaneous, by Henshaw

Motorola DroidI haven’t been doing a good job of keeping up with the Joneses. It seems like everyone I know not named Club Soda is using a smart phone these days. iPhones are great, but I didn’t want to leave Verizon for a variety of different reasons. Mainly due to the fact most of my family uses Verizon and free calls all over the United States is a nice feature. Unfortunately Verizon hasn’t had a great smart phone until now.

I was eligible for an upgrade so I got the Motorola Droid for only $99. It costs an extra $30 a month for the data plan. I’ve only used the iPhone a little so I can’t really compare it to that device, but the Droid does pretty much everything I’d expect a smart phone to do. It syncs with my work and personal email accounts. I can tweet and follow tweets from the device (follow: DailyPlunge). It browses the web, gives turn by turn directions, and there are variety of different apps available. Basically every popular app I’ve ever heard of on the iPhone is available for the Droid.

The Droid uses Google’s Android OS which might spell doom for Microsoft’s phone OS. There are something like 50 phones coming out this year that use Android. Android is open, flexible, and easy to use. Overall I’m very happy with the phone. I can’t see a real reason for anyone to switch from the iPhone to the Droid; however, I can’t see why anyone would leave Verizon to get the iPhone when there’s now a comparable device available. The Droid is going to be a big hit for Motorola, Google, and Verizon.

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